“Behold” said the snail, and presented an elephant!

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“Behold” said the snail, and presented an elephant!

September 16, 2011 by insipidbanana

A magician.

Snail practiced for many days, nights and inbetweens. And drew circles and parabolas with hex nuts and screw bolts. He put up an add for an assistant(with good pay). Elephant decided to try its fortune. And decorated its ears with blades of grass.

Together they snivelled and shrieked and blow large bubbles through their nose.

And one fine day.

“Behold” said the snail, and presented an elephant!

Spectators were filled with awe.

The snail burped.

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on September 16, 2011 at 7:31 pm | Reply GarlicPickle

Can i enlist myself to make Snail a magician’s cape?
- on September 20, 2011 at 5:24 am | Reply insipidbanana
  
  Snail be honoured

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