The ElectroDuck Man (1545 B.C.)

Several days were spent rummaging the secret quarters of the ancient Hero.

A page from a long lost diary was found. Several linguists working for hours finally translated the excerpt.

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The boy sat musing the mindful etiquette of a fish he imagined flying about the room. It caused great interest to the breeze, which impulsively came to a standstill with hopes of befriending the fish. An electric cable sparked defiantly to get the boy’s attention. With long strides he approached the loose wire and offered some opinions about the weather. The wire waved about slightly, reminding the boy of the time a warbling fowl patiently serviced a blade of grass. The fowl, of his imaginings, sat dejected by the fauna, whence the boy picked it up by the beak and carefully positioned it next to his new shiny friend. The fowl contemplated the situation as the boy pointedly moved his paraphelia towards the wire. A sudden shudder went through the boy, and he started soaring upwards propelled by flailing legs. The fowl in a desperate attempt to save the unusual human, pecked harshly at his feet. The circuit completed, two crisp wafers floated to gently to the ground. The breeze, disappointed, obstinately moved away. The fish dived into the passing breeze and disappeared.

Several miles away, the great souls reincarnated as a child to an electrician and a waterfowl. And thus ”ElectroDuck Man” came to exist.