Rosemary and Thyme

A young lad with a cup of tea,
and rosemary in his ear,
set off to fight eight cats,
of which he had no fear.
A passing fox, thyme his name,
sitting on a herd of eggs,
proceeded to confer with the lad,
how to tap with the legs.
Thyme! the lad yelled, are you a cat?
or a snivelling mongoose? or rat?
couldn’t be you for [...]

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Sailed away.

I bought my self a little boat
put in all the songs i wrote
didnt even to stop to gloat
and sailed away.
A king in a distant land
was sitting in a frying pan
jumped onto my litttle can
and we sailed away.
A merchant in his sturdy ship
had some problems he culd skip
hopped aboard my little skip
and we sailed away.
A maiden from a distant town
shed [...]

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A Semi-Ditty

In the halting winds of nights forlon,
she rode her wiley steed,
through the starlit barren plain,
to help those who would heed.
 
A lonesome traveller, she did persist,
with hope that someone may,
heed her signs and worried words,
of the treachery that before them, lay.
 
Thinking back to times before,
when peace rules the land,
especially of her curious youth,
when her dictionary was [...]

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The ElectroDuck Man (1545 B.C.)

Several days were spent rummaging the secret quarters of the ancient Hero.
A page from a long lost diary was found. Several linguists working for hours finally translated the excerpt.
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The boy sat musing the mindful etiquette of a fish he imagined flying about the room. It caused great interest to the breeze, which impulsively came to a [...]

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Rain

Psag!
Today I stole away into a terrace.
I saW  a crow. A pool of green water. A silly-bean-coffee-addict person rearranging cobbles. (cobble stones?)
Two puppies.
And a rope hanging out of the sky.
It didnt make sense.
So I pulled it.
It rained.

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Nicknames!! Mine.

My favorites;
” Navi” and “GooeyKablooey” and “BananaBoy” and “Noodle Head”

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NEWS FLASH!

Three inches of the terrain, Bootsbrawn hoot hooted jubilantly as the siren serenaded a  sleepy princess. The princess slept. Bootsbrawn quietened down. 
A raging pygmy set about trying to climb the  right earlobe of the gigantic electric eel. He was electrocuted gently and floated down a thin wafer of carbon.
In the times yet to come, several books might [...]

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Slin: Case 1

It was a dark and lonely night. A restless whine echoed through the streets. I walked fast and slow in search of the arboreal menace that undertook the cruel destruction of all departmental structures.
Lets get back to the beginning. My name is Slin. I’m a private eye.
One lonesome night, while I was licking postage stamps to pass the while, [...]

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Wisdomus

A most delicate conception flew past me today.
“wisdomus” – means of wisdom.

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Pardon?

I’ve recently been to the realms of incomprehensible.
(The living quarters of friends of foreign decent)
ME: hellO! Greeting fellows of common bearing!
Others : kkKKsssHHSSHSHS!
ME: ehE?
Others: khashdas KKASSHA! shdythMEE? KhghUASG!
I decided to fall down a reasonable distance away.

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