Losing count

Stress whipped up my life of for a while.
ME: I feel better now.
Bun: I can’t talk.
Me: I like crabs. When they’re not around.
Peanut: I want a Squirrel.

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“ANTE DRAGON GEARBOX!” ; Overview,History, RAMPAGE! MADNESS!

- News-
New Foundlingtown, Unknown. With demonic undertones and misguided purpose, lurking just beneath the sense of sanity, thriving on shrubs of incongruence, it made its way to the metropolitan New Foundlingtown.
Farmer Hugo Bandwinky, thirteen and armed with a trusty rake, patrolling the dank evening amidst the dusty grey winds, was licked by the monster as he questionably [...]

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His Reincarnation sat under a bodhi tree, smugly.
(what kind of a story kills off a hero?!)
 
Hrmph.

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And he ceased to exist.

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AaaChoO!

It looked up.
It sneezed.
It peered around curiously for a while.
It sneezed again.
An orange rolled past. Echoes were heard in the neighbbourhood.
A certain dog’s ears perked up.
It sneezed again.

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M-Seal!

I gaped in awe as graduate-trainees built a “WHOLE” tractor with M-seal.
No screws. No Fasteners. Only M-seal.
On the final, dreaded, day of  inspection,
when the vehicle needed to be started…….
IT WORKED!!
(Claps!!)

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NOoooooo!

This guy spent three hours trying to make a wall perfectly smooth.
He used wet cement.
A dog walked backwards into it two minutes after he left.

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. college .

Classes started.
Sitting through them is like feeling a nail pierce thought my heart.
I’m counting the days to my freedom.

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Beach!

BEACH BEACH BEACH!
-I want a beach. NOW!
-Sigh.

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It takes me forever to draw these pictures.
Sigh. Wish I was infinitely faster.

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