When I was small I used to play with ants. They’re the only insects which don’t feel like insects.
I used to like encircling a lonely ant and with my hands and watch it bump into them.
There was this one special ant though. Very big. Everyone I knew told me that it would bite.
“I” knew better.
I made a circle around the ant and waited.
“OWWWWOWOWOWOOEOEOEOAAAA!!!”
IT BIT ME!!!!!
So I Keeeeeeeled IT. *stamp stamp*
aaaaaah.
well well, we have a murderer amongst us.
a life for a bite makes the whole world kind?
I will never feel remorse!!
!!! (emphasis) !!!
looook……… mamma!! Sb keeeled my ant… ah..mmmmhhhh (i’m still howling)…
Dont let the Society for blah blah to insects catch you.
I really wish you could come over to my house. You would have a nice line of ants you could trample on. Always going after the deserts — the damn things. I wouldnt feel remorse too
You don’t happen to also like playing with pidgeons, do you? I’ve got a bunch of them treating my balcony like a dormitory.
> jora
Muhuahaha! hahaha! *couh cough* HA!l
> Marina
You know? you know? Ants don’t really eat the stuff they steal away from us like insensitive little bumms. They chew the stuff and spit it out all over their caves. Then they eat the fungus that grows on it! (discovery channel)
> lisa
dormitorial pidgeons? huh.hmm.. wha..?prod.eh? Nudge.ah..
*whomp!!!*
….hehehehehehehe….
*snigger*
Gawd!!!…I used to play witha ants as well!!!…….I still think they happen to be one of the most interesting creatures on earth!!…..I even used to build little forts 4 them!!!…..(cant say they liked that much though!!!)
(Of course they liked it!)